i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
halloween is soon
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'romeo and juliet but with gnomes instead of people with music by elton john' isnt a movie that you'd think exists but it does
songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown
thought I’d try my hand at these
I’ve never seen a more apt description of these two
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You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.
This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.
Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts
Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves
Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls
Dug is the single most accurate portrayal of a dog in anything ever.
Dug is the best thing to ever happen in the world. Ever.
This was a beautiful and inspiring love story of our time. I’m not kidding. (She did martial arts and was on a man-saving mission! He ran a secret revolution from his tea shop!)
guys i have to tell u about how great this movie/show is
basically this girl isn’t alice, her name is alice and everyone thinks she’s the first one who comes to wonderland. she isn’t though, but she ends up in wonderland through a series of spoilers and wonderland is FUCKED UP
wonderland is set up that they steal humans from the real world (called oysters) and harvest their ‘pearl’. basically they take these humans and put them in a giant casino where people feel various emotions (ecstasy, dissapointment, terror, etc), and these emotions are harvested.
these emotions are then sold as tea to the civillians of wonderland - to mollify them since everyone hates the government this is how they keep them complacent in the system.
of course the hero (alice) comes in, and basically fucks shit up, saves wonderland, sees her father again, the ‘girl who stole her man’ is humanized, the acting is great, and there is an adorable old knight who is the best comedic relief ever.
this show is the only thing that has come close to the brilliance of the original, and brings in its own individuality
this movie/show is like someone came in and filmed your favourite dreams.
i highly recommend watching this
That. And I also like that they did the “Omg, get this, Alice in Wonderland, but dystopia” without going “Omg, let’s make it all dark and twisted looking”. Which is fine but, it get’s done a lot.
Case in point, the Queen’s super secret police ride hot pink flying flamingo bikes, seen here being hijacked by Hatter and Alice.
Everything in the movie is bright and vibrant, oh, and their Jabberwock actually looks like the jabberwocky:
I love many, many versions of Alice in Wonderland, but Syfy’s is my favourite re-interpretation.
Is it weird that I think Kristen Stewart’s “scandal” was the best thing that ever happened to her career? Nay, her life? 1) She no longer had to be the perfect YA princess 2) As an extension of that, she no longer has the stress that 99% of all famous people have: to stay famous.
She survived the crucible. What can the press do to her now? She can say and do as she likes. The stress of being perfect no longer exists. So what if she says something controversial? So what if she doesn’t toe the Twilight line? She can still work in indies and be herself. Now, she no longer looks terrified or overcome by stress. Again, she no longer HAS to be perfect. She’s free in a way that say, Emma Stone, Lupita Nyong’o, and Jennifer Lawrence still aren’t. You like her or you don’t. And if you don’t, you just fuck off.
It’s not for everyone, but I think it’s fucking great.
Plus Camp X-Ray looks hella good.