Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.
talking to another bisexual/pansexual/asexual person like
Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set.
Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him.
Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there.
Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using?
Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance?
Interviewer: No, it’s not the same.
Jude Law: Why not? Why?
Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something.
Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]
Jude Law does not have time for any of that ‘No Homo’ bullshit…
The fucking sound he makes kills me every time
I wanna live like this llama
Please unmute this.
omg unmute it seriously
I saw this step-by step tutorial of how to Gird Your Loins and it needed to be readjusted.
I dream darkness comes into me. It comes and it’s insidious. Up my nose, into my ears. I feel poisoned.
cat: places paw tentatively on boob
cat: presses paw down on boob
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs
drunk sherlock is awesome, when he is clueing for looks
my suit is worth more than your kidneys
at first I was like “But he always looks at her like that” AND THEN IT HIT ME AND OH NO OTP FEELS STRAIGHT TO
Reblog if your legs are crossed and/or your left hand is touching your face…
Charlie + being a tiny bit of a hipster for yujia21
things that turn me on: well choreographed hand-to-hand combat scenes
Hm yes, quite an oaky taste to it isn’t there? And If I’m not mistaken it was predominantly the.. left foot used to crush the grapes. A fine wine indeed.
tbh my favorite part about this post was the post that went along with it that was a screenshot of all the google researching you did to create this masterpiece.